New hobby: Painting? Yea I’m surprised too, so far I have discovered my artistic skills have not changed or improved since I was 8 years old.
I might be suffering from baby fever. But seriously, just look at this happy baby. I might kidnap her…
Life of the practically unemployed
I have a job, just barely, it’s there just not every day. With all of my new found free time I’ve noticed I do a lot of weird/new things (unintentionally) for example:
- Cutting up fabric and gluing it to pieces of cardboard (it’s art?)
- Drinking wine at noon while baking pies
- Watching the Lifetime show “Wife Swap”
- Cleaning this entire apartment topless I had gotten myself half way dressed (bottom half only) and noticed the mess which lead to the topless cleaning, apparently cleaning could not wait for me to at least put a bra on
- Coloring (that’s not a new hobby, it just happens more often now)
I am going to go read some children’s books now…
I am crazy about my new ring. I’m in love with it and we just met. I am in love with www.etsy.com even more.
I saw this and giggled. No free beer but the bartender did give us free shots!
Rosey: “Are you drinking orange juice?”
Me: “No, it’s a virgin screwdriver. Want one?”
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Human bowling. This is me hard at work. (I get paid for this.)
Bad vagina
| Girl: | "what makes a vagina bad?" |
|---|---|
| Guy: | "if it feels like sandpaper, has spikes, or a hidden penis" |
The president of the United States drawn by a 6 year old
Words of wisdom by my cup of tea
My cup of peachy delicious tea is covered with words of wisdom I’d like to share:
“re-read your favorite book” (I do that all the time, I read oh the places you’ll go on a weekly basis)
“roll down a hill”
“send your grandma a card”
“take the stairs” (since I hate elevators this one is easy for me)
“do more cannon balls”
“say 5 nice things about the person across from you” (right now I’m on a train I think the old geezer across from me smells good but doubt he’d like for me to tell him that)
“surprise your BFF with a cup of coffee” ( if I am your bff please please do this one)
“kiss slowly” (mmhmm)
And lastly, “you are wonderful”
