New hobby: Painting? Yea I’m surprised too, so far I have discovered my artistic skills have not changed or improved since I was 8 years old.

New hobby: Painting? Yea I’m surprised too, so far I have discovered my artistic skills have not changed or improved since I was 8 years old.

I might be suffering from baby fever. But seriously, just look at this happy baby. I might kidnap her…

I might be suffering from baby fever. But seriously, just look at this happy baby. I might kidnap her…

Life of the practically unemployed

I have a job, just barely, it’s there just not every day. With all of my new found free time I’ve noticed I do a lot of weird/new things (unintentionally) for example:

  • Cutting up fabric and gluing it to pieces of cardboard (it’s art?) 
  • Drinking wine at noon while baking pies
  • Watching the Lifetime show “Wife Swap” 
  • Cleaning this entire apartment topless I had gotten myself half way dressed (bottom half only) and noticed the mess which lead to the topless cleaning, apparently cleaning could not wait for me to at least put a bra on
  • Coloring (that’s not a new hobby, it just happens more often now)

I am going to go read some children’s books now…

I am crazy about my new ring. I’m in love with it and we just met. I am in love with www.etsy.com even more.

I am crazy about my new ring. I’m in love with it and we just met. I am in love with www.etsy.com even more.

I saw this and giggled. No free beer but the bartender did give us free shots!

I saw this and giggled. No free beer but the bartender did give us free shots!

Rosey: “Are you drinking orange juice?”
Me: “No, it’s a virgin screwdriver. Want one?”

Rosey: “Are you drinking orange juice?”

Me: “No, it’s a virgin screwdriver. Want one?”

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Human bowling. This is me hard at work. (I get paid for this.)

Bad vagina

Girl: "what makes a vagina bad?"
Guy: "if it feels like sandpaper, has spikes, or a hidden penis"
The president of the United States drawn by a 6 year old

The president of the United States drawn by a 6 year old

Words of wisdom by my cup of tea

My cup of peachy delicious tea is covered with words of wisdom I’d like to share:

“re-read your favorite book” (I do that all the time, I read oh the places you’ll go on a weekly basis)

“roll down a hill”

“send your grandma a card”

“take the stairs” (since I hate elevators this one is easy for me)

“do more cannon balls”

“say 5 nice things about the person across from you” (right now I’m on a train I think the old geezer across from me smells good but doubt he’d like for me to tell him that)

“surprise your BFF with a cup of coffee” ( if I am your bff please please do this one)

“kiss slowly” (mmhmm)

And lastly, “you are wonderful”

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