Entries from December 2007

December 29, 2007

Thanks for the extra large panties.

The most awkward Christmas gift award goes to…
My boyfriends step mom.
She got me lingerie this holiday season.

Thats right. Lingerie. Ugly, expensive, lacy, hideous, huge, extra large, lingerie.
Not only does this woman feel that it is appropriate to give me lingerie, she also seems to think that I am the size of a small house. Apparently [...]

December 19, 2007

Ariel’s Christmas Wish

A Gymnastics Coaches Blog
Ariel is 5 years old. She will say the most unexpected things at the most unexpected times. Each and every class that I have with her she tells me everything she did in the past week, all in one sentence. Completely unrelated topics all run into each other when Ariel talks. For [...]

December 19, 2007

I Am My Own Worst Enemy

For some unjust reason it is perfectly acceptable to stand in front of a mirror and say how horrible you look, or the one thing about your appearance you’d give anything to change. It’s never ok to stand in front of a mirror with other people and say “I look awesome”
People are very good [...]

December 14, 2007

I am very upset right now…

This is why:

I got sick to my stomach after looking at this image.
So many things run through my mind as I look at what this awful person did to their once beautiful Macbook. There is no reason to do this unless the computer is planning on going hunting and doesn’t want to be seen. [...]

December 13, 2007

Kate

A Gymnastics Coaches Blog.
    Kate is 7 years old. When we first me she thought I was goofy, I could tell she thought she knew more about gymnastics than me. She constantly informed me about all the practice she’s had and the classes she had taken. Whenever I asked her to do a trick she [...]