I was at a bar and there was an non-cute 26 year old boy talking to me. It was fun for a few minutes..
He asked me if I wanted another drink, I said no.
He asked me if I wanted to dance, I said no.
Then he asked me who the girl was sitting next to me, I told him it was my cousin (she wasn’t but she looks like it) I introduced them.
He asked me If i would switch seats with him. He said, “I want to sit next to your hot cousin”
I switched seats with him. Then I had to sit next to his ugly friend. I told him my name was Stacy even though it’s not. Oh what a night.
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1 Comment
February 23, 2009 at 5:34 pm
hahah you give uninteresting people that hit on you a fake name too!?!? I do the same thing, but its usually like some woman thats 35+…im quite the winner.