You might not be his first, his last, or his only. He’s cared about someone else before and possibly will again-but if he cares for you now; then what else matters? He’s not perfect and you aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He is probably not going to quote poetry. He might not be thinking about you every second of the day. But he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break. So don’t hurt him, don’t change him and don’t expect more than he can give. Don’t over analyze, smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him whenever he’s not there

I have been re-watching the entire Gilmore Girls series with my roommates, its been wonderful. I love the characters in that show. While watching an episode from season 7 something really interesting happened..

Rory (the main character) is talking to a man who works for the New York Times. He is asking her how she likes her job as editor at the Yale Daily News

Rory: “It’s fun, I get to give myself the best pieces to write. Actually I just got to interview Barack Obama”

NYT Guy: “Really? I hear he might run for president in 2008, did he say anything about that?”

Rory: “I actually asked him about that and he said no comment, but I saw a sparkle in his eye”

This was written in 2006. It’s crazy how things turn out.

I had a long night which led to a rough morning. I laid in bed thinking there is no possible way I could make it to my 9:30 Liberal Art/Political Science/History class. I tried getting up but just ended up laying down on my floor for a half an hour. Then the thought of my perfect attendance being ruined was too much for me to handle so I forced myself up off the floor.

With little time to get ready at this point and still feeling extremely under the weather I took a quick shower and got ready. With only 5 minutes of time left before I had to leave for class the only thing I had to do was my hair…

That’s when I realized it..

I had forgotten to rinse out my conditioner. My hair was greasy, crunchy, and hard in some places. I did not have time to get back in the shower and I had done too much work getting myself out of bed to just give up. So I did the only thing I could have done in that situation. I wore a baseball hat. My outfit was fabulous, giant hoodie and a baseball hat with the letters “FU” in big red letters on it. Someone told me I looked like a boy, someone else came up to me and asked me why I was dressed the way I was.

Right now I am feeling better but I am also feeling like a big sack of ugly and I need compliments stat.

I packed, I loaded up a truck, I unloaded, I unpacked, and now it’s official, I’ve moved. Couple months ago actually this post is just delayed.

At all hours of every day there is a train, right outside my window. I’ve gotten used to it but it sounds a lot like a roller coaster. So much so I have had quite a few roller coaster dreams/amusement park dreams. It’s a good thing I like roller coasters.

The total strangers are not strangers anymore, we met now we are roommates. We get along very well. I am pretty happy with the bunch there are 3 other girls besides me and an invisible cat who is on a diet. Everyone is really nice. My bathroom is super cute and it smelled like plastic when I first moved in but thankfully that scent faded and it’s always clean. The other bedrooms are not as cool as mine. I would love to share photos of my adorable bedroom with you but I am being mean, no pictures today. One day I’ll post pictures of my whole place up but for now I’ll leave you with this…

It looks like a prison light or the kind of light you would see on a ship but it is neither. It’s my bedroom light in all it’s ghetto looking glory.

There is a boy in my class who is an moron. I am not being mean either, he is the dumbest kid I’ve ever met. He is the kind of kid who leans too far back on his chair and falls over in the middle of class. The kid who tries to change the grade the professor gave him thinking she won’t notice. The kind of kid who barks like a dog at people in public.

In class the other day this pathetic excuse for a student decided to sit next to me. Great. I love sitting next to morons. This is how it went…

I am sitting quietly in the front row listening to the professor lecture

Moron- Pssst!

I ignored him

Moron- pssst! hey you! Look at my granola bar

I ignored him

Moron- JUST LOOK AT MY GRANOLA BAR

I looked. I Nodded than looked away.

Moron- Look how many nuts are in my granola bar, it’s driving me nuts

I ignored him

Moron- LOOK at the nuts in my granola bar!

I looked. No comment.

Moron- Listen to me chew. It’s so loud

Then he chewed in my ear.

How the hell is this moron in college? How does he dress himself every morning? Stupid people never cease to amaze me.

-Dislocated my thumb while sitting on the toilet. (yea I wish I was making that up)

-Ate the best deep dish pizza in the city

-Danced the night away at my school’s homecoming boat cruise..my school does not even have a football team so I am not sure why it’s a homecoming dance

-Had liquor stolen by some 28 year old sketch-ball of a man.

-Laughed so hard I could not control myself, I literally wheezed. After the wheezing tears started streaming down my face as I laughed so hard my stomach hurt I thought I was going to puke, or pee my pants either one, or both. That could have been awkward

-Got my make up done for free… I looked like a hooker/raccoon/person that got punched in the eyes. Icky.

-Had my picture taken by a polaroid camera, now I wish I carried one of those around with me all the time.

-Roommate and I drew little pictures on everyone’s peephole including our own so no would would suspect us.

-After playing knock-knock ditch (similar to ding-dong ditch, only without a doorbell) Roommate and I got caught, and chased down the hall as we screamed waking up our entire floor at 2am on a Sunday night. In the end we finally met the guy we have been knock-knock ditching and he gave us free candy, we left him some pixie sticks the next time we knock-knock-ditched his door.

-Until next time, I leave you with this lovely picture. This is the best ROFL(Rolling On Floor Laughing) picture taken ever.

I love my life and how often I laugh.

Everyday I get hassled on the street  by some hippies that work for greenpeace. Most of the time I love it when  they approach me, I will never give them my money but when they first approach someone they usually say,

“Do you want to save the world today?”

And I being the smart-ass I am, respond with one of two answers,

1) “Actually I was on my way to do that right now, you’re slowing me down”

2) “Why, are you handing out super powers?”

Or if I am feeling extra frisky I’ll say,

“The world needs to die”

(this goes without saying but, I don’t mean that last one. I love the planet)

Yesterday I noticed a greenpeace employee making eye contact with me, I was excited for the question he was going to ask me. Instead he let me down, he asked if I could talk to him for a few minutes, I shook my head no but then he proceeded to follow me. Then he said, “Just give me your credit card”

I stopped dead in my tracks. ‘

Me- “What?”

Hippie- “Give me your credit card, you won’t even think twice about it.”

Me- “Does that honestly work for you?”

We talked for about 20 more minutes about saving whales, global warming, and toxins that are emitted into their air from electronics. his facts were wrong, I made sure he knew that my ipod was in fact NOT emitting any toxins into the air. I also told him that humpback whales are still being killed illegally by the Japanese. Then I asked,

Me- ” Do you ever get discouraged? Thousands of people ignore you every day”

Me- “what part of this conversation makes you think that I care?”

He smiled. He smiled during most of our convo, he even smiled when I told him he was wrong. I think he was happy I knew something about the world.

Hippie- “It’s only $15 dollars a month”

Me-” Listen, I can’t afford free. I am one of those poor college students who lives off of soup and granola bars, and no I am not kidding. Besides, there is no way I’d give greenpeace $15 dollars a month because they are not a non for profit organization, so my $15 dollars won’t save the whales, it will just pay people like you to stand on the street begging someone to listen”

He smiled again then shook my hand, told me it was nice talking to me and said he hopes to talk to me again.

I don’t know why but I signed up for the greenpeace newsletter.

I invented a new game called move the rug. There is a boy who lives on my floor, he has a pink rug in front of his door. I like to take that rug and put it in front of other peoples doors. He usually finds it within 24 hours and puts it back and I attack again the next morning. He has no idea it’s me. In fact,I have even placed the rug in front of my door.

At one point I thought for sure I lost the rug forever, stupidly I put the rug on an elevator. You can’t choose which elevator you ride on and it was just my luck that the one elevator I put the rug on never opened for me so I had no idea if it was still in there. The rug was missing for a couple of days. Thankfully, he got it back eventually. I decided to no longer put the rug on the elevator.

I love my new game!

My sisters school (which happens to be a christian university) got shut down the other day on account of really bad racism. Someone had the nerve to put raccoons in a black students car. What point was he or she trying to make? What sort of statement is that? If you are black you deserve to have raccoons in your car? What the hell, I don’t care who you are, that is wrong and not to mention really stupid.

Come on society, I thought we were better than that.

I am disappointed and I think people suck.

How to Lollipop kiss
This is a special Annette guide.

First, look at your target with seductive eyes. Then, in your best sexy voice tell him “I like to lollipop kiss” He’ll say something like “what’s that?” or “show me”

That is when you provocatively and aggressively push your target up against a wall. Place your hands on his stomach or his face. Then, stare into his eyes as you move closer to his face. Slowly move toward his neck be close enough that he can feel your breath, move up towards his ear and whisper in a very breathy sexy whisper, “Sucker” and walk away.

Lollipop kissing sounds kinky, too bad it’s all just a giant tease.